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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...It’s not cannibalism, you’re not ACTUALLY a rabbit, dumbass.

I could do a big salad WITH the stew.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I said PRACTICALLY. …a-anyway, I am SOMETIMES, and…I don’t think I can ever eat rabbit again, Sanji. I’m serious!!

…fine. But I’m skipping the stew.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Your loss. That's crazy, Usopp.

If you insist. ...I probably won't actually make stew, that seems weird while you're sporting bunny ears. I don't know what I want, though. Think Zoro's just gonna chow down on raw meat. Ugh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

jsdlakf it's NOT!! You try BEING a rabbit and then still expect to eat one! ESPECIALLY when half of you jerks apparently want to eat me right now!

...gee, you think?

UGH is right. YOU CARNIVORES ARE CRAZY!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's not my freaking fault you looked so appetizing! Shit, man, and you were quick, too, it was like some kind of...challenge to catch you.

Bleh, it's one thing if he eats it like that as a tiger. As himself...no.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…you just took me by surprise, anyway. And that was the first time I turned into a rabbit so I was already freaking out a little. You’d NEVER be able to catch me again!

Like I said. Disgusting. And CRAZY. He doesn’t even have the teeth for it, does he??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Oh-ho. You think so, do you?

I think he does, actually. I know my teeth are sharper, and I've got some kind of...fang thing going on, I don't even know. At least you didn't wind up with buckteeth.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…oi, don’t get any funny ideas. That wasn’t a challenge or anything; it’s just the truth!

You do? That’s weird. My teeth are normal, and I think George’s and Tulio’s are too. George doesn’t even have a TAIL, actually.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sounded like a challenge.

I guess it's different for everyone.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's NOT! Just...fact.

...yeah. So besides the ears, the tail, and the...sort-of fangs, are you still the same as normal?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's also a fact that most rabbits are generally that fast, and yet...foxes feast on them everyday.

...Pretty much. My nails are...sharp. But for the most part I don't have like...fur in random places or anything.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…w-well. I'm faster than a regular rabbit, then. And, more importantly, SMARTER. I bet most foxes just use dirty tricks to sneak up on them anyway.

Sharp nails too? I just…have the ears. And a tail. I guess I can hear a lot better, and…everything has a smell. And I keep…twitching and jumping at the tiniest little thing—and before you even start, smart guy, no; that’s NOT normal.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Not dirty tricks. Foxes are sneaky. And sly.

Oh, yeah, ditto on the smell thing...obviously. ...You have a tail?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like I just SAID… Remember that Foxy guy? Dirty tricks!

…yep. A little fluffy one. Not that you can SEE it; it’s in my overalls.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...and you know what? Stay away from the pigeon roost until this wears off too!! I don't trust you any any farther that I can throw you, you sneaky ero-fox.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I was planning on it. And Vivi-chan is a dove. I was kind of worried about the cats, too, but luckily I don't feel any urge to have a kitten as a snack. Huh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...okay, be honest. Are you thinking Vivi looks like dinner too?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking I want to chase her around, but I haven't actually caught her scent as a fox yet, so...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…don’t chase her around.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Wasn't planning on it. Trust me.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You were THINKING about it though! What if instinct just kicks in or something?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They won't. This is Vivi-chan we're talking about, I would throw myself overboard with an anchor tied to my foot if I harmed her in any way!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

So you think chivalry is stronger than predatory instincts, huh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Damn well better be.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I guess we'll find out.