serving_love | (no subject)

Right...

Well you probably look like a giant cat toy to him!

...like YOU'D let your guard down if things were the other way around!

He's not even a CAT right now!!

Damn straight I wouldn't. Can't let my guard down now, your girlfriend is threatening to make cat food out of me.

...Alright, well the moron is kind of touched in the head, he can't help his idiocy.

...so no hard feelings about that, right?

…threatening to—oh. Sh-she said something to you? I TOLD her not to—I’m not even sure how she found out about that whole…”trying to eat me” thing; I didn’t tell her! …well, I sort of did, but she already knew! …she was kind of acting a little nuts about it, though. So…s-sorry.

Nah, we're good.

S'fine. Zoro weighs like three times more than her, bet he could take her if she mutilated my tiny innocent fox body.

Okay. Good.

...right, because if THAT happens, then LUCCI will go after Zoro, and--oh my GOD. We're all going to kill each other, Sanji. I can see it already. In a day or two, Sunny'll be a ghost ship!!

Hmm, Lucci has the advantage of knowing how to fight as a leopard already and all that, plus his half-transformation thing...but Zoro’s still at least two times bigger than him. Have you seen him as a tiger yet? Seriously, he’s like 600 fucking pounds. If I weren’t used to having a shitty leopard around already, he would’ve freaked me the fuck out when he jumped at me.

Anyway. ...That’d actually be an interesting fight to watch.

No, I haven’t. He’s already bad enough when he’s still mostly human!! …but. Six hundred pounds. SERIOUSLY? That’s just excessive. I mean. …what is with this? Lucci’s always been bigger than a regular leopard, I guess, but…George isn’t as big as him or anything, she’s still BIG. Maybe that’s just how it works, though. …did I seem big for a rabbit? It’s kind of hard to tell when your line of sight is suddenly five inches off the ground and you’re used to it being more than five FEET.

…oh my god, don’t give them any ideas.

He’s massive. And a giant pushover if you have catnip.

...I dunno, you seemed pretty rabbit-sized to me. But I felt like I was pretty damn small, too. Fifteen pounds, maybe. Sucks.

Why not?? We could place bets!

…give me some catnip. Just in case. I NEED it.

…you were that little? Really? …huh. You…seemed bigger than that.

Sanji. Come on. That’s clearly a HORRIBLE idea. They’d probably wreck up Sunny! Or something. …I wonder who would win, though. Hm.

...Okay, pushover might not be the right word—if you hold it out to him, he’s just gonna try to climb all over you to smell it and then you’ll probably flip out and turn into a rabbit and then he’ll eat you.

Mmhmm. Shows you how tiny you were.

Well maybe if we get to an island before this shit goes away! And if the island has a beach. I dunno, I think it'd be close. If you tell Lucci he can't use techniques or whatever so it's all animal vs. animal, my money would be on Zoro.