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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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And tell Zoro I’m not a cat toy, either!!

Ahah. I'll kick him in the head for you.

This totally sucks. Why the heck am I a RABBIT, anyway?!?? Shouldn't I be like...I don't know. A dinosaur or something cool like that??

...No, a rabbit seems about right.

...HOW? I don’t see it at ALL.

You're jumpy. Not as much as you used to be, but still.

What? I’m not JUMPY. I mean. Well. M-maybe a little, but that’s just because I’m a rabbit right now!! So that’s backwards. Effect, not cause!

...You're totally jumpy.

You’re obviously CONFUSED! O-or mistaking alertness for nerves, when that’s CLEARLY not the case!!

Uh-huh. A rabbit still fits.

...I guess they have good eyes. That kinda fits. Otherwise, I'm not seeing it.

Fine, you're a rabbit because of the eyes! Che, you shoulda been an aardvark because of your nose.

...now you're really reaching.

I probably wouldn't have tried to eat an aardvark, at least.

I don't know if I believe that.

...Yeah, I actually have no idea.

Aardvarks are BIGGER than rabbits, at least. But…probably a lot slower too. Urm.

Oh. So they'd just be EASIER to catch.

...probably, yeah.

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