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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You turned into a rabbit! It was like saying HERE'S DINNER.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I only turned into a rabbit out...SHOCK. Or SOMETHING. Because you were already THREATENING TO EAT ME!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I was not threatening to eat you, there are PLENTY of other rabbits in the world I could've made into stew!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm, and how many of them are actually HERE right now??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Just you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Are you TRYING to make me turn into a rabbit again?? You wanna finish the job???

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

alkjsfa no!! I'm not—I can still smell you, man, it's not my fault!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...not your fault.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yes. Not my fault.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

So, basically you're telling me you have as much self-control as LUFFY does around food. And you CONSIDER ME FOOD.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Does it look like I'm actively going after you right now?!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It probably helps that I'm nowhere near you right now! I'm not taking any chances!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm fine when I'm like THIS. Just because you smell like tomorrow night's dinner doesn't mean I'm gonna attack you as a freaking human.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I don't smell like DINNER!!

...speaking of which. What are we having?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Look, just don't turn into one again!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's not like I can HELP it!! I think it just happens when I get startled, and I'm kind of a bundle of nerves right now. HM, I WONDER WHY.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

WELL I CAN'T HELP IT EITHER!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

SOME BEST FRIEND YOU ARE.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't ACTUALLY eat you! I'm sure I'd...snap back to normal before it got too late!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm actually not willing to test this theory if I can help it!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well. Obviously.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

But. I should definitely be safe from you as long as...you're not a fox and I'm not a rabbit. Right? N-no weird foxy instincts telling you I'm delicious right now??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No, of course not.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I believe you.