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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

A rabbit. Really.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Don't get any funny ideas!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, Usopp!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm a rabbit and you're a fox!! Y-you don't FEEL any different, right? I mean, besides the tail and ears and that kinda stuff. I don't suddenly look delicious, do I??!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You definitely don’t look delicious in any way, shape, or form, Usopp.

Rabbit stew, however, suddenly sounds really fucking good.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay. G-good, I just had to che—

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

WAITAMINUTE! SANJIIII!! You’re just kidding, right??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

nbnnnot jkliddingh AT ALLK.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

........

[[ooc: aaaaand he’s a bunny. sob, I should probably make an icon for that at least once I get home ]]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

? disd youi jhust...,.?

wait

ghmmmm—


[[ooc: haha YOU SHOULD. also cue SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFING THE AIR annnd mad dash for Usopp :|]]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

nnmorthinkg!11 io diodnm't dio anmyhtinng!!

[[ooc: AS SOON AS I GET HOME. :Db eeek, oh noooes.]]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

shirttty kliasr I SAEEE YUOIU.


[[ooc: he’s probably gonna pounce on him and then abruptly change back to normal and have a massive ......>___> moment]]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

kvfak cpu bhkdflkdfb afcn; jkv vz

[[ooc: cue usopp running around in a circle like an idiot until he’s pounced on …oh yeah, and he’s gonna be a rabbit for a while longer now, since he just had three heart attacks. :| ]]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Uh... My bad.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oi. Usopp.


[[ooc: *POKING YOUR SMALL COMATOSE BUNNY BODY*]]

*gives a weak twitch, but otherwise doesn’t move*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: CONGRATULATIONS SANJI, YOU MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM. :|b ]]

*looking around nervously to make sure no one witnessed him murder his nakama :|*

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......Oi. Wake up, you shitty rabbit!!

*squeaks and twitches again*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

*suddenly JUMPS UP and BOLTS to the other side of the room*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: and...somehow manages to bring his laptop with him, idk]]

*now that he knows Usopp isn't DEAD, just looks amused*

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Geez... Dumbass animal.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

yuoiu arew deaadf toi mnee111

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, I didn't even get my mouth around you!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

That sounded terrible—