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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

More importantly. YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

You smelled good.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sorry, sorry, geez. I wasn't expecting that to happen!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I'm never gonna make it through this week.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You MIGHT. Hopefully.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well if I do, it'll be no thanks to YOU!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The hell do you want me to do, lock myself in the galley for—however long?! It caught me off guard, that's all, it won't happen again!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...well, I meant more like HAVE A LITTLE SELF-CONTROL, but if that's what it TAKES...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I ain't locking myself up anywhere.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Then CONTROL yourself. You should be able to handle NOT EATING ME, jeez.

...oh my god, I don't like the way Zoro's eying me either. And he's not even a full TIGER right now.

Maybe I should just MYSELF up.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That was the FIRST TIME. Maybe now that I know what to expect... I have good self control, don't worry, you'll be totally fine.

...Ahah. Don't worry about that idiot, I'm pulling some shit out of the freezer for him.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...okay, FINE. But I've got my eye on you.

He's was talking about BATTING ME AROUND, Sanji.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right...

Well you probably look like a giant cat toy to him!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...like YOU'D let your guard down if things were the other way around!

He's not even a CAT right now!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Damn straight I wouldn't. Can't let my guard down now, your girlfriend is threatening to make cat food out of me.

...Alright, well the moron is kind of touched in the head, he can't help his idiocy.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...so no hard feelings about that, right?

…threatening to—oh. Sh-she said something to you? I TOLD her not to—I’m not even sure how she found out about that whole…”trying to eat me” thing; I didn’t tell her! …well, I sort of did, but she already knew! …she was kind of acting a little nuts about it, though. So…s-sorry.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Nah, we're good.

S'fine. Zoro weighs like three times more than her, bet he could take her if she mutilated my tiny innocent fox body.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Okay. Good.

...right, because if THAT happens, then LUCCI will go after Zoro, and--oh my GOD. We're all going to kill each other, Sanji. I can see it already. In a day or two, Sunny'll be a ghost ship!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Although for the record, SHE doesn’t think I smell like food.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Has she seen you as a rabbit yet?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...well. N-no.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

And tell Zoro I’m not a cat toy, either!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ahah. I'll kick him in the head for you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

This totally sucks. Why the heck am I a RABBIT, anyway?!?? Shouldn't I be like...I don't know. A dinosaur or something cool like that??