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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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*gives a weak twitch, but otherwise doesn’t move*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: CONGRATULATIONS SANJI, YOU MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM. :|b ]]

*looking around nervously to make sure no one witnessed him murder his nakama :|*

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......Oi. Wake up, you shitty rabbit!!

*squeaks and twitches again*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

*suddenly JUMPS UP and BOLTS to the other side of the room*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: and...somehow manages to bring his laptop with him, idk]]

*now that he knows Usopp isn't DEAD, just looks amused*

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Geez... Dumbass animal.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

yuoiu arew deaadf toi mnee111

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, I didn't even get my mouth around you!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

That sounded terrible—

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...that's SERIOUSLY the first place your mind goes?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

........It sounded REALLY weird!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Forget about THAT and concentrate on the part where you are the WORST FRIEND EVER and almost ATE ME.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You turned into a rabbit! It was like saying HERE'S DINNER.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I only turned into a rabbit out...SHOCK. Or SOMETHING. Because you were already THREATENING TO EAT ME!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I was not threatening to eat you, there are PLENTY of other rabbits in the world I could've made into stew!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm, and how many of them are actually HERE right now??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Just you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Look, just don't turn into one again!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

More importantly. YOU TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

You smelled good.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sorry, sorry, geez. I wasn't expecting that to happen!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I'm never gonna make it through this week.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You MIGHT. Hopefully.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well if I do, it'll be no thanks to YOU!!!