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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh. It's...fine.

...

Fox tails cannot be this fucking bushy, can they??! It's RIDICULOUS. And a pain in the ass—literally—and I had to ruin two perfectly good pairs of pants so that the shitty thing had somewhere to go!!

.....Oh, you did?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I dunno, they've always seems pretty big and fluffy to me. It's probably kind of a lot to deal with, though. Two pairs? ...well, at least you have like fifty more after those, right? So...it could be worse.

.....yep.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Whatever, it's like tenfold because I'm bigger anyway. Yeah, two pairs. Didn't know how long I'd be stuck like this, so... I do not have fifty more, thank you.

Heh. So what are you?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Did you take a shower AFTER you got the tail and stuff? Did it smell like wet dog? Did you blow dry it? ...well, I've gotta be close. Higher? Lower? Give me a hint.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yes. I normally shower in the mornings, wasn't about to forgo personal hygiene just because of this shit. Not like I held the damn thing under the water, though, figured it'd be a bitch to get dry again.

Che, lower. Where the hell would I keep fifty pairs of pants?!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

So...is that a yes or a no on the wet dog smell?

...forty-seven. I DON'T KNOW!! In your trunk? Lucci manages to stash all HIS somewhere.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's an I don't know, so shut up about it!

...I've got like...I dunno, twenty-five or so. At least ten of which are the usual black. Couple pairs of jeans, all the other stuff, and are we counting sweatpants? Maybe it's more like thirty.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Just curious, jeez. Don’t get all bent out of shape.

That’s still a lot of pants. I mean…at least you’ll be okay with ruining two of them, right? And maybe after you go back to normal, someone can sew them back up for you. Zoro knows how to sew, right?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You're asking if I smell like a wet dog!!

I'm not okay with it, but it's too late now. Doubt I'll bother sewing them up again, I'll just buy some new pairs to make up for it.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well, foxes are PRACTICALLY dogs, aren’t they? It’s a valid question!!

…I’m sure you COULD fix them. I guess it’s an excuse to get new pants though, huh?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...ur. W-well. I'm starting to wonder if maybe I shouldn't--uh. ...n-not that you won't see for yourself sooner or later anyway, it just kinda, um, makes me a little nervous, now that I think about it...

I'm...a rabbit.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

A rabbit. Really.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Don't get any funny ideas!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, Usopp!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm a rabbit and you're a fox!! Y-you don't FEEL any different, right? I mean, besides the tail and ears and that kinda stuff. I don't suddenly look delicious, do I??!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You definitely don’t look delicious in any way, shape, or form, Usopp.

Rabbit stew, however, suddenly sounds really fucking good.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay. G-good, I just had to che—

YOU ARE BEING STALKED, USOPP

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…hi, Zoro.

1/3

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...I can see your nose twitching from here.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Twitch, twitch, twitch.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Twitch.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Zroiso11 1 cvuit its oyuuy1``1111111

[[ooc: he’s a bunny -__-]]

1/2

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Snack-sized.