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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up. Asshole.

How creative would you have been?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I might have dared you to eat one of the beetles live. Or...I don't know, spend the whole day crawling around on your hands and knees and picking things up in your mouth like a dog. Or wax your eyebrow off. Or grope Nami and see what happens. I could go on.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Ew, what - what the hell! Remind me to never bet dares with you!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You think that's bad? Sanji, I like you. You should have seen the week after the first time I convinced Jyabura to take dares.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Those aren't even funny!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

They're funny to me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well you're weird.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's not very nice.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure you're really insulted. Not my fault it's true.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You're the one who's making Zoro wear a dress.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Because that IS funny.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

And I think it would be funny to watch you eat a bug. Is it really so different?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yes. Because no one else would find that amusing in the least.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I disagree. I think plenty of people would find that funny.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...oi, what the hell? You can't dare him to eat one of our beetles!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

They're PETS!!! What if someone dared you to eat Hattori??!?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's different. Bugs can't even feel pain.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Why NOT??

...anyway, if you HAVE to make him eat a bug, just find a random cockroach or something instead, jeez.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Their nervous systems aren't equipped for it. It's pointless to them.

I suppose, but hercules beetles are...pointier.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I'm not so sure about that.

They're also off-limits for stuff like that. Ours are, at least.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Why?

All right. I didn't realize it mattered. I thought you wanted to sell them, so I assumed you wouldn't mind.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Cybug seemed like he was suffering before Franky fixed him up, for one thing.

Just a FEW, and I didn't WANT to sell them, I was just saying we COULD. Besides, that's completely different anyway!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Did it? I never saw.

Ah. Well...fine, then. No eating the beetles.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Exactly. ...there's probably other gross stuff you could make him eat, anyway.