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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, right. I call bullshit.

NO, jesus fuck, you and Zoro. THERE ARE NO PICTURES, GODDAMMIT.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You should have taken pictures. I bet you were pretty.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Only after I started taking matters into my own hands, but even then it's just fucking mortifying.

Before... I don't even want to talk about BEFORE.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Now you admit it. When I said it, you got angry.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well it's different when I look like a freaking GIRL. ...ON PURPOSE.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I think you should just take it as a compliment, you know.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's more a sore spot.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...

Well, I suppose if I'd been subject to ritualistic forced crossdressing, being called pretty would be a sore spot for me too.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

There were ruffles. LOTS of them. And lace. Stuff not even real girls would look good in.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Have you considered joining a support group?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No. Normally I just keep that whole shitty experience shoved deep in the Do Not Touch part of my brain.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a healthy way of dealing with things.

Does it genuinely bother you that much, or is it just an awful memory?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

...Both? Probably...mostly the latter. They called me pretty. I mean, they called everyone pretty, but the last thing I ever wanted to hear was a big unshaven fat guy with hairy legs and chest hair in a too-short dress and high heels with stupid hair extensions and RIDICULOUS MAKEUP telling me I looked pretty.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's understandable. But I have an impeccable sense of aesthetics.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...There is that. Whatever, I still don't like it. Unless I'm a girl. Or in hair extensions and makeup. Which ain't likely to happen again ever.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Haha. So if I ever catch you in a dress, I have full priveleges?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes, Lucci. If you ever catch me in a dress, you have full privileges.

...You know what the worst part about all this is?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No, but I'd love to.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That while I was there...Luffy was on Amazon Lily. Luffy. Was on AMAZON LILY.

Just. WHAT THE FUCK.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...

You know, much as empathy has never been my strong point, I actually feel sorry for you now.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If there is a god, he clearly hates me.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

There probably isn't one. That's reassuring, right?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Not really, because then it just means I have horrible, horrible luck.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

P.S. I just described like half the fucking island.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.