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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Have you considered joining a support group?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No. Normally I just keep that whole shitty experience shoved deep in the Do Not Touch part of my brain.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a healthy way of dealing with things.

Does it genuinely bother you that much, or is it just an awful memory?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

...Both? Probably...mostly the latter. They called me pretty. I mean, they called everyone pretty, but the last thing I ever wanted to hear was a big unshaven fat guy with hairy legs and chest hair in a too-short dress and high heels with stupid hair extensions and RIDICULOUS MAKEUP telling me I looked pretty.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's understandable. But I have an impeccable sense of aesthetics.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...There is that. Whatever, I still don't like it. Unless I'm a girl. Or in hair extensions and makeup. Which ain't likely to happen again ever.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Haha. So if I ever catch you in a dress, I have full priveleges?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes, Lucci. If you ever catch me in a dress, you have full privileges.

...You know what the worst part about all this is?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No, but I'd love to.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That while I was there...Luffy was on Amazon Lily. Luffy. Was on AMAZON LILY.

Just. WHAT THE FUCK.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...

You know, much as empathy has never been my strong point, I actually feel sorry for you now.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If there is a god, he clearly hates me.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

There probably isn't one. That's reassuring, right?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Not really, because then it just means I have horrible, horrible luck.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes, but if you have horrible luck, it's probably your own fault, which means you can fix it.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

What? Fix it how? It's not like I had a chance to sit and chat with Kuma and TELL him where to send me.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I don't know, Sanji, I'm trying to be motivational.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well I'm in a I-want-to-bitch-about-my-life mood, so that's not going to work.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry. Carry on.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Actually I'm pretty much done now.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Do you feel better now?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Vaguely.

How are things with you?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Good.

All right. Glad to have George back.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

P.S. I just described like half the fucking island.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.