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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Hmm. It's funny.

That's another thing I like about you.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I...really need to improve my poker face. Ahah.

Yeah, you did make use of it, didn't you?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You're terrible. I was never sure whether it was voyeurism or exhibitionism.

I should certainly say so.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh no, definitely not doing it on purpose. I'd rather see other people lose their clothes, trust me.

Mm. ...That was fun. While it lasted.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I would prefer to have both happen at the same time.

Yes, it was.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

When cards aren't involved, then sure, same.

Ah well.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm still voting for an orgy.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, you would.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying. Part of it is just practicality, you know. I feel as though I should be in an orgy at some point in my life, and I actually like you people.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I feel like that would be horribly complicated and awkward and messy.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Yes, you're probably right. And there are a couple of people here I would never, ever sleep with. Maybe an orgy would be better with all people one doesn't know.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Who would you never, ever sleep with? ...Actually, that's a dumb question - alright, if you were going to have an orgy with people on board, who would you invite?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

George and I had this discussion, actually. We decided that if we were going to have one, we would just invite you, Usopp, Zoro, and Michiko. I think I'd also invite Nami, but we didn't discuss that.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, substitute Nami-san for Usopp and that could possibly work. Maybe.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Why not Usopp?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Why Usopp? On what planet would I want to sleep with him?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know. It's an orgy. Why not?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I mentioned how it'd be awkward, right? Anyway, he'd probably run screaming if you ever even suggested it to him.

Also, I've been him. And I really don't think I want THAT anywhere near me.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's a hypothetical orgy; the fact that he wouldn't go for it is irrelevant.

...Ha. Well, you can say whatever you want; he's invited to my hypothetical orgy.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hn. Well in your hypothetical orgy, I'll hog all the girls - and Zoro - and you can have Usopp.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

As long as I get George too.

...Is he really that much bigger than me?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You have her already. It's an orgy, learn to share.

Yes. Well. I dunno, it was just...noticeable. I mean, maybe when I was a girl, I would've... But not as a guy.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'll share. But sharing means that I get some too.

Huh.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. You get some, too.

...Although I guess there's also the other way around.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Good.

Yes, but that would probably scare him. You'd probably have to start slower.