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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

George and I had this discussion, actually. We decided that if we were going to have one, we would just invite you, Usopp, Zoro, and Michiko. I think I'd also invite Nami, but we didn't discuss that.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, substitute Nami-san for Usopp and that could possibly work. Maybe.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Why not Usopp?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Why Usopp? On what planet would I want to sleep with him?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know. It's an orgy. Why not?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I mentioned how it'd be awkward, right? Anyway, he'd probably run screaming if you ever even suggested it to him.

Also, I've been him. And I really don't think I want THAT anywhere near me.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's a hypothetical orgy; the fact that he wouldn't go for it is irrelevant.

...Ha. Well, you can say whatever you want; he's invited to my hypothetical orgy.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hn. Well in your hypothetical orgy, I'll hog all the girls - and Zoro - and you can have Usopp.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

As long as I get George too.

...Is he really that much bigger than me?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You have her already. It's an orgy, learn to share.

Yes. Well. I dunno, it was just...noticeable. I mean, maybe when I was a girl, I would've... But not as a guy.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'll share. But sharing means that I get some too.

Huh.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. You get some, too.

...Although I guess there's also the other way around.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Good.

Yes, but that would probably scare him. You'd probably have to start slower.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The whole thing would scare him, we've been over that. Anyway, I've never even done it that way, should probably take care of that first.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You haven't?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You're the only guy I've slept with, you know that.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, you can do it that way with women too.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they've got everything else going on down there, why would you want to.

...

That actually never occurred to me, though.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Because-- wait, it didn't?

...Oh, Sanji.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

What.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether that's sad or just cute.

Anyway, you could have just asked me.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's just not where my head goes when I think of sex and girls, geez!

...Well I liked it the other way. But I probably would have. Eventually.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, there's a difference between having a preference and just never considering something.

Oh, I know you did.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well now maybe I will! Consider it. Possibly.

Yes, yes, you're amazing in bed. And in shower. And wherever else. Congratulations.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You do that.

I know. And so are you. Now stop pouting.