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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ah. Yeah, you might be right. Hopefully.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

So. Any new developments?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

With...Zoro? Not really. Except that he agrees with me about Usopp. Compared it to inviting Luffy or Chopper to an orgy.

...

Also there was this tiny detail I forgot to mention where he said that I should talk to him again when all our dares are over. Granted...that was before I threw the whole sex-with-multiple-people question at him.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...What? That's just ridiculous. He may be a bit naive, but he's not a child. Or...mentally a child.

Ahh. That's good, then.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's what he meant.

Mm.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well, what did he mean?

Good luck.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I think maybe they just all fall under that Little Brother category for him. Or something. Some combination of that and having the first mate title equals being more likely to look out for their well-being than wanting to think about any of them in conjunction with sex.

Yeah...thanks.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I didn't think Zoro wanted to think about anyone in conjunction with sex for the longest time. I suppose that makes sense, though.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah well. There's that, too. Think he still doesn't.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

He probably wishes he didn't. Honestly, at this point, I'm hoping you two get together just because he might be more pleasant if he were getting laid.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You mean, he'd finally stop being pissy at you? Because he's pleasant to most other people on board. ...Pleasnt...ish. For Zoro.

You know what I mean.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. What I mean is that maybe "Pleasant-ish for Zoro" is more pleasant when he's getting some.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That'll be interesting to find out. ...If I find out, I guess.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Hey Lucci...

Knowing as much about fashion as you do - do you know anything about makeup?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Not as much as someone who wears it, I assume, but certainly more than you. Why?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The hell do you mean, more than me??

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, do you know anything at all about makeup?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Probably more than I should!

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I am suddenly dying to hear more.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...It's not that interesting, I just wanted to check and see if I was the only one.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Did you really? If it weren't that interesting, you would have explained it.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes, in case it was. Too weird. Or something. And I don't want to talk about it!!

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, I know insofar as that I can look at a woman and tell whether her makeup looks good or bad, and, generally, why. It's not extensive knowledge; I just have an eye for these things. And I'd like to hear this regardless of whether you want to talk about it.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Well. So don't you think...that because of that...that if you tried to do someone's makeup, it'd probably turn out pretty well??

AND NO.