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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I haven't gotten around to asking him yet.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's really not that interesting.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I maintain that you wouldn't have brought it up if it weren't.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's just EMBARRASSING, okay??

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

And that's exactly why I want to know.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

And that's exactly why I haven't told you!

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

♥

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't even.

Look, I've just had a lot of practice putting it on.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

On yourself?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Maybe.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Oh. So--

And you told Zoro this? That seems inadvisable...

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he laughed his ass off. But he knew the worst part anyway, so telling him that didn't seem like a big deal.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...There's a part worse than that?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Possib...ly.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...

I don't really know how to-- ah.

...Well, look, I'm not going to judge. Honestly, I'm into weirder things than that; it's just...surprising.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.....What—whoa. Oh hell no, whatever you're thinking, STOP. Because you're probably way, way fucking wrong.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Okay, then please, by all means, prove me wrong.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You really think I would WILLINGLY put shit like that on?? I didn't have a choice!

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Someone forced you to wear makeup. Repeatedly.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yes, and if I didn't just do it myself, they'd make me look like a goddamn clown.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Who was this?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...People. I was—

Hn.

...

You know who Bartholomew Kuma is, right? Did anyone ever tell you about any of the shit that went down with him and us?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You got into a fight with him and ended up scattered. That's all I know.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right, well, the scattered part. I...he sent me to...I was—aljksdfs.

I ended up on Momoiro Island.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Momoiro Isl--

...

The one that's full of transvestite--

...

Ohh.