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I was curious! Wanted to know what he'd say.

I'm going to assume he made an angry face, flung off a haphazard insult, and stomped away, acting hurt. Right?

...

Well I asked him online.

But he probably did all that and then came back to tell me to fuck off.

Right.

Have you figured out what you see in him yet?

He's an idiot.

Evidently I find it attractive.

See, personally, one of the main reasons I like George is that she's not an idiot, but to each their own.

He just seems so...I don't know. I like him, actually. Really. I can't put my finger on what it is about him that bothers me, but there's something. He just can't seem to take a joke, I suppose.

He can take a joke... You just either have to hit his style of humor, or miss it completely in a way that's insulting but doesn't actually cross any lines. Generally, I do the latter. Which I guess is not so much him taking a joke as it is him being the brunt of one, but then it's not like he doesn't hit back in the same fashion...

But I guess that's another thing. He gives as good as he gets. Constantly, no matter what we're doing. He's always there being a pain in the ass, even while he's got my back.

...I dunno. I'm not gonna sit here and wax poetic about him to you. I just like him. He makes life interesting.

...I understand that, actually.

Do you?

...

He's also pretty easy on the eyes, I guess.

...Yes. It's... Luffy was...like that. For me.

Oh, that I can agree with. Although the hair will never stop bothering me.

...Ah. Well see, there you go, that's—okay, that's still kind of...mind-boggling, actually. But at least you get it.

Heh. I wonder if he got that from his parents or something. Or if he's just an anomaly.

...I know. I just. I don't know. But yes, I get it.

It's a mystery for the ages.

...You know, you moved past that. You were a mopey asshole for awhile there, when he...forgot. Understandably. But. You don't think the same thing could've happened with George eventually? I mean, it's a moot point now, and I'm glad it doesn't have to happen - but I'm just saying.

Of course Mashiro-san had green hair, too. So it can't be that uncommon.

That was different. It was...infatuation, I suppose. I'm not going to pretend that I might not feel the same way again if he suddenly remembered me, but - this is going to be hard to explain. ...George is real. She's a tangible, present human being, and Luffy is...almost an ideal. If that makes any sense at all. It's just different.

Two people out of all the people I've ever seen. It's uncommon.

No, that makes sense. Infatuation is probably more the word I would've used even when you explained it back then. You just seemed very certain you felt otherwise. At the time.

Well maybe it's exotic, then.

I'm socially retarded, Sanji. Remember? I just think that I've gotten it right this time.

Ha. If you say so.

Well I didn't know you as well then, think I still kinda felt like if I were to point such a thing out, you might turn around eat me or something.

...Fair point.

I really do think I loved him, you know. In a way. Just not...the way I thought.

Hm. Well regardless, there’s no denying he was really important to you. And he probably WAS the first person you had feelings like that for, which was a huge step forward.

True. Of course, that does little to make me not feel like an idiot about it, but yes, you're right.

You probably should anyway. It's Luffy. You wanna talk about orgies and people to invite, he is NOT on the list.

No. No, he most certainly is not. That has "bad idea" written all over it in permanent ink. Besides, I'm not entirely sure he has a sex drive at all.

Yeah...I really prefer not thinking about that at all.

I don't know. I've never had sex with someone as strong as me. It would probably be amazing if it were someone who had any idea what they were doing.

Well if flexibility is your thing—gah. No, STILL DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

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