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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You haven't?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You're the only guy I've slept with, you know that.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, you can do it that way with women too.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they've got everything else going on down there, why would you want to.

...

That actually never occurred to me, though.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Because-- wait, it didn't?

...Oh, Sanji.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

What.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether that's sad or just cute.

Anyway, you could have just asked me.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's just not where my head goes when I think of sex and girls, geez!

...Well I liked it the other way. But I probably would have. Eventually.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, there's a difference between having a preference and just never considering something.

Oh, I know you did.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well now maybe I will! Consider it. Possibly.

Yes, yes, you're amazing in bed. And in shower. And wherever else. Congratulations.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You do that.

I know. And so are you. Now stop pouting.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I'm not pouting.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course not. Silly me.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I wasn’t!

...Also, I just totally pissed Zoro off.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

What is it this time?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Um. Asked him if he'd ever sleep with more than one person at the same time.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Did someone dare you?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Nooo.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Then why would you do that? You know he doesn't have a sense of humor.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I was curious! Wanted to know what he'd say.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm going to assume he made an angry face, flung off a haphazard insult, and stomped away, acting hurt. Right?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Well I asked him online.

But he probably did all that and then came back to tell me to fuck off.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Right.

Have you figured out what you see in him yet?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

He's an idiot.

Evidently I find it attractive.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

See, personally, one of the main reasons I like George is that she's not an idiot, but to each their own.

He just seems so...I don't know. I like him, actually. Really. I can't put my finger on what it is about him that bothers me, but there's something. He just can't seem to take a joke, I suppose.