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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well you're weird.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's not very nice.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure you're really insulted. Not my fault it's true.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You're the one who's making Zoro wear a dress.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Because that IS funny.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

And I think it would be funny to watch you eat a bug. Is it really so different?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yes. Because no one else would find that amusing in the least.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I disagree. I think plenty of people would find that funny.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay, go ask Usopp if he think it'd be fun to watch me eat one of the beetles.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Wasn't he talking about selling them for Christmas money?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...That's different.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Is it?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

EXTREMELY! They'd still be alive.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

They're insects. They can't even feel pain, or if they can, they show no indication of caring.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Whatever, it'd be a lame dare, THE END.

...So I'm kinda surprised you didn't go with George.

[Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine.

You don't think that would have been a little...noticeable? Trust me, I wanted nothing more than to go with her, but I suppose she doesn't want to incur that sort of suspicion just yet.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Figured you'd try and come up with some sort of excuse. Like how she shouldn't go alone and since Usopp is barely out of bed, he wouldn't be able to go.

She's got a bounty now - did you see?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I tried, Sanji.

Yes. It's a good picture.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Well. She'll be fine. Was just curious.

Think yours is fucking huge enough?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I know.

You're just jealous because mine is bigger than yours.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to deny that - bigger AND you've actually got a decent picture! Just. WHAT THE HELL.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Work hard and someday you may have a bounty like mine, little boy.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up you complete and utter asshole. I'll get up there soon enough, you'll see!

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You still have to beat Robin and Zoro before you can even hope to reach my level.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Robin's ain't much higher, and Zoro only managed that number because he got his original bounty first while I was - elsewhere. ANYWAY, point is, I could do it. I can do it!