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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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[Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine.

You don't think that would have been a little...noticeable? Trust me, I wanted nothing more than to go with her, but I suppose she doesn't want to incur that sort of suspicion just yet.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Figured you'd try and come up with some sort of excuse. Like how she shouldn't go alone and since Usopp is barely out of bed, he wouldn't be able to go.

She's got a bounty now - did you see?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I tried, Sanji.

Yes. It's a good picture.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Well. She'll be fine. Was just curious.

Think yours is fucking huge enough?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I know.

You're just jealous because mine is bigger than yours.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to deny that - bigger AND you've actually got a decent picture! Just. WHAT THE HELL.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Work hard and someday you may have a bounty like mine, little boy.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up you complete and utter asshole. I'll get up there soon enough, you'll see!

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You still have to beat Robin and Zoro before you can even hope to reach my level.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Robin's ain't much higher, and Zoro only managed that number because he got his original bounty first while I was - elsewhere. ANYWAY, point is, I could do it. I can do it!

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

And again I say SHUT UP.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

♥

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

I'm bored.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

So am I.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

We should do something.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Like what?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I have no idea.

Did I tell you I taught Zoro some yoga moves?

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

How helpful.

...No. Was it as hilarious as it sounds?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I know, right. I just put my name in on that Truth or Dare thing - which is not an invitation for you to go and dare me to eat a bug or something, but maybe it'll give me something to do. Unless you wanna play cards or something?

Yes. I might've been kinda evil, though, not gonna lie.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I might do that. I'm starting to develop a deep and abiding hatred for cards.

I like you best that way, personally. As long as you don't do it to me.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Haha, cure-all for boredom, guess we've been using it a little too much lately.

He actually fell over at one point. Somehow I feel like your reaction wouldn't be quite the same.

Re: [Private]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Strip poker was entertaining, though.

I haven't done any yoga in...oh, years. But no, I probably wouldn't have.

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was a good time.

I love it. Twisting your body up like that, it's great for flexibility.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It usually is. How many times have we done that, now? I've seen more of you people naked...

I stretch a lot as part of my workout. But even I'm not as flexible as you are, I have to admit.