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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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...I'm not so sure about that.

They're also off-limits for stuff like that. Ours are, at least.

Why?

All right. I didn't realize it mattered. I thought you wanted to sell them, so I assumed you wouldn't mind.

I dunno. Cybug seemed like he was suffering before Franky fixed him up, for one thing.

Just a FEW, and I didn't WANT to sell them, I was just saying we COULD. Besides, that's completely different anyway!!

Did it? I never saw.

Ah. Well...fine, then. No eating the beetles.

Yeah.

Exactly. ...there's probably other gross stuff you could make him eat, anyway.

It was just the first thing that came to mind. I'm sure I could find a cockroach. Or a mouse, but that might be too much.

...a mouse is DEFINITELY too much, yeah.

I suppose you all don't have the advantage of being able to turn into a large cat and swallow rodents whole.

If you really consider that an ADVANTAGE...but yeah, no, we don't. So let's not go there.

It is an advantage in that, if one is, say, camping out in the woods for weeks at a time in order to discreetly scope out a target, it's much easier to catch and eat a whole, raw rabbit than shoot it, clean it, cook it, and cut it up.

...I guess. That's not something most people would have to worry about in the first place, though.

I suppose not, but it's a useful survival skill.

You're speaking from experience, I'm sure.

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Of course. The World Government liked having zoans for agents; we're much more able to survive unaided in the wilderness.

Wouldn't that kind of depend on what kinda Zoan animal they were? ...well, nah, I guess it makes sense.

Kaku's ability might be inconvenient simply because giraffes are huge. But other than that, not really.

Well, I was gonna say hunting would be easier if you were some kind of carnivorous animal, but then I realized if you were a deer or something, you could just eat grass.

If you know what plants are okay to eat.

Grass is always fine, isn't it? I guess I have no clue. But some stuff that makes people sick, animals can eat just fine, right? And vise-versa. So it MIGHT be okay anyway, depending on.

It's usually okay, yes.

Huh. So, yeah, I guess that's kinda useful.

...

I miss being a leopard. It's starting to make me twitchy.

...oh. Me asking all these questions probably isn't helping, huh? I didn't think about that; I was just curious. Uh. How's your arm coming along, anyway?

Anyway. S-sorry. Maybe we should talk about something else?

No, no, it's fine. I didn't think about it myself until a moment ago. It's not bad all the time; just...now and then. I'm probably going to get the cast off on the 20th, but Chopper says we'll have to see.

Well, that's not TOO bad, I guess. I mean, once you get your cast off, you can be a leopard again, right? So...not even two weeks, if everything heals okay.

Tell you what, when it's bad, tell me and we can do something to distract you. Ur, if you want, I mean.