serving_love | (no subject)

Remind me to be around when this happens.

I should hope so. It's your bug.

Just don't miss dinner, that's when the presents thing usually happens.

...It's not like I haven't been looking, I just don't have amazing CAT hearing or whatever. Can you tell Leo to sniff him out? Then I can go looking with her!

I try not to miss dinner anyway. Perhaps I would have gotten him something had anyone told me. Now my only recourse for making him angry is...everything I usually do.

I can do that.

I'm telling you now. You still got all night, I'm sure you can come up with something that'll piss him off royally.

Heh, let's see if it actually works. She'll probably get distracted by a dust ball.

How old is he going to be? Maybe I can just give him an appropriate number of birthday bites.

That seems likely.

Twenty, I guess, same as me. Just make sure you mark him where I can see so I can point and laugh.

...Yeah, she's chasing a leaf. Awesome.

I won't do them all at once. It will have to be over the course of the day. He should work on evading sneak attacks anyway. But to humor you, I will go mostly for the arms and neck.

It's all right; I found it.

Thanks ever so, heh. So what, he sucks at the evading thing?

--You did?? Really?! Where was he???

Yesterday we played a little game. I spooked him. That needs to stop happening if he's ever going to be the best.

In the hold, trying to crawl into the apple barrel.

...Ha. Hahahahahaha. Damn, would've paid to see that. You tell him about your classes?

Geez, what a pig. Not like I don't feed him way more than he needs anyway. But he's okay?? Stupid bug.

Not yet.

He's fine. Shall I bring him back up?

You gonna?

YES. Er. Please. And thanks, man.

I want him to see the merits of the style first. He has to be interested or he won't do it.

Mmhm.

Mm, point. Just knock him on his ass a few more times, he'll learn to be interested soon enough.

...He smells like apples now. Did he get into anything else down there?

I do like that in a man.

Not that I'm aware of. But I'm proud of you, Sanji; holding insects with your bare hands. I remember when you used to shriek like a six-year-old girl when confronted with anything that had more than four legs.

♥

You are not biting me.

Oh, we'll see.

...Ow, dammit. Alright, how the fuck do you keep sneaking up on me?

Rokushiki is useful that way.

That "Soru" thing? I could keep up with the giraffe guy just fine, and it's not exactly stealthy.

Oh, yeah, it's just great.