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I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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Che. Like I have a choice.

You can't trust a guy with curly hair. And it's frou-frou.

Smart boy.

I have never heard that particular expression, I'm afraid. And if you're trying to make me angry, it won't work. I know I look good.

Yeah, people only tell you that because they're afraid of death. Unlike me.

So, people aren't afraid of you, then.

Hmph. I don't care if they are or aren't. To me, that's peripheral. You like spooking people.

How observant.

It's useful to scare people when you're fighting them or they're being stupid, but I don't get the thrill, honestly.

Well, that's just what it is. A thrill. Have you ever hidden behind a door and jumped out at someone and laughed when they screamed? It's just like that.

Ambushing isn't really my style. I guess I get it, though.

...Man, no wonder you used to enjoy your old job so much.

It's useful, you know. You should learn.

I enjoyed it immensely, but I have never been more glad to be rid of something.

For an assassin, maybe...I don't really like doing that if I don't have to. It's not...honorable, for a swordsman.

When did you leave? After Enies Lobby?

Ha. You people and your honor.

My team and I were forced out and declared fugitives of the World Government literally hours after your departure. I was comatose for several days thereafter, myself.

...what's that about curly hair?

...Well, you are a compulsive liar, so I'd say it bears out.

SLANDER!

Uh-huh.

Besides, my hair is AWESOME. You're probably just jealous and spreading nasty rumors to make yourself feel better!

Jealous. Over hair? Right. That's about the least plausible thing you've said all year.

Why WOULDN'T you be? My hair is shiny and curly and soft and AMAZING. And yours is all...dry and choppy and...green. I mean. It's not HORRIBLE, but there's really no comparison.

I get way too much crap about my hair not to be completely immune by now. I know I rock it.

Besides, "jealousy" would mean I want to have your hair. Can you fucking imagine me with your hair?...Or you with mine?

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Eh. You'd look a lot better with hair like mine, actually. But we can't ALL be awesome.

...me with YOUR hair though...I don't want to think about that.

Pft. Both ways would be terrible.

...you're so weird sometimes.

Hahahaha, oh come on, that mental image isn't funny to you? How about Luffy with Sanji's hair?...Sanji with Nami's hair? Hell, Chopper with Lucci's hair!

BAHAHAHAHA!