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I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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...Well, you are a compulsive liar, so I'd say it bears out.

SLANDER!

Uh-huh.

Besides, my hair is AWESOME. You're probably just jealous and spreading nasty rumors to make yourself feel better!

Jealous. Over hair? Right. That's about the least plausible thing you've said all year.

Why WOULDN'T you be? My hair is shiny and curly and soft and AMAZING. And yours is all...dry and choppy and...green. I mean. It's not HORRIBLE, but there's really no comparison.

I get way too much crap about my hair not to be completely immune by now. I know I rock it.

Besides, "jealousy" would mean I want to have your hair. Can you fucking imagine me with your hair?...Or you with mine?

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Eh. You'd look a lot better with hair like mine, actually. But we can't ALL be awesome.

...me with YOUR hair though...I don't want to think about that.

Pft. Both ways would be terrible.

Hey, you'd be LUCKY to have my hair.

Yeah, of course, you're totally right.

Obviously!

...Shit, I'm cracking myself up.

...you're so weird sometimes.

Hahahaha, oh come on, that mental image isn't funny to you? How about Luffy with Sanji's hair?...Sanji with Nami's hair? Hell, Chopper with Lucci's hair!

BAHAHAHAHA!

Well...yeah, okay. It's REALLY funny! It's just...not the kinda thing I thought you'd even think about, much less laugh at!

Right?? Hah!

...Even I get hit by ridiculous trains of thought sometimes. And that one was really ridiculous.

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