serving_love | (no subject)

How old is he going to be? Maybe I can just give him an appropriate number of birthday bites.

That seems likely.

Twenty, I guess, same as me. Just make sure you mark him where I can see so I can point and laugh.

...Yeah, she's chasing a leaf. Awesome.

I won't do them all at once. It will have to be over the course of the day. He should work on evading sneak attacks anyway. But to humor you, I will go mostly for the arms and neck.

It's all right; I found it.

Thanks ever so, heh. So what, he sucks at the evading thing?

--You did?? Really?! Where was he???

Yesterday we played a little game. I spooked him. That needs to stop happening if he's ever going to be the best.

In the hold, trying to crawl into the apple barrel.

...Ha. Hahahahahaha. Damn, would've paid to see that. You tell him about your classes?

Geez, what a pig. Not like I don't feed him way more than he needs anyway. But he's okay?? Stupid bug.

Not yet.

He's fine. Shall I bring him back up?

You gonna?

YES. Er. Please. And thanks, man.

I want him to see the merits of the style first. He has to be interested or he won't do it.

Mmhm.

Mm, point. Just knock him on his ass a few more times, he'll learn to be interested soon enough.

...He smells like apples now. Did he get into anything else down there?

I do like that in a man.

Not that I'm aware of. But I'm proud of you, Sanji; holding insects with your bare hands. I remember when you used to shriek like a six-year-old girl when confronted with anything that had more than four legs.

What, when they're interested? Of course, ain't half as fun when they're not.

Excuse you, I sounded at least eight. And I'm sorry to say it...hasn't exactly changed, this guy's just special. You may have noticed I keep a good three rooms between me and the rest of them AT ALL TIMES.

No, specifically when they are interested because I hurt them.

So you haven't become less afraid; you've simply become more sentimental.

♥

You are not biting me.

Oh, we'll see.

...Ow, dammit. Alright, how the fuck do you keep sneaking up on me?

Rokushiki is useful that way.

That "Soru" thing? I could keep up with the giraffe guy just fine, and it's not exactly stealthy.

I think you forget that I am a master. And I've only improved since we first met.

I didn't forget. Hmph. I guess you know a lot of tricks, since you've been around so long.

Oh, yeah, it's just great.