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Rules of society, maybe? I don't know.

...On a completely random note, I'm apparently arguing with Zoro over whether or not you're more attractive than Mihawk. What the hell.

We're pirates. It's ridiculous.

...I think I win. His eyes are bizarre. I wouldn't say no, but...

Hold on, does he think I'm attractive at all but less so than Mihawk, or not at all?

You don't have to tell ME that. But apparently we're a different brand of pirates. You could always try talking to Usopp and see if he'd mind. Possibly. Maybe. I mean, he might punch you, but it could be worth a shot.

See, that's what I said. Also, his beard is retarded. I'd say no.

...I can't tell. He seemed sort of offended when I told him there was no competition between the two of you.

Ha. Very funny.

Oh, but would you say yes to me? That's the real question.

I would be offended if you claimed that I had poor taste, too. He seems reluctant to say whether he finds me attractive, but I think that's because he's angry at me. At least I know he likes men...

It'd take the matter out of George-san's hands, anyway. Cut out the middleman and all that.

Mm, you'd have to actually ask before I gave you any sort of answer to that.

...Er. Shit - you knew that BEFORE I said anything, right? He did say it was still difficult for him to separate Enies Lobby you from now you.

I'm not sure I want to do that, though.

Would I, now? Hmm.

No one told me, but I could tell. ...That might make things complicated. But he's been a surprisingly good sport about it.

George-san probably wouldn't appreciate it, I guess. I don't know what to tell you, man.

You would. It's fucking been awhile, so I think the answer would surprise even me.

Seriously? I couldn't. Damn. Anyway, I told him about how it took me months to even bother saying "hi" to you. He said you've definitely changed - at least he's trying.

I know. Thank you for not being irrational, at any rate.

...You shouldn't say things like that if you don't mean it. But if you do mean it...

I'm good at that sort of thing. It's nice to see that he doesn't immediately hate me, anyway.

You can't help what you feel. Your actions are another story, but not your emotions.

Four months, four weeks, one day. I mean it.

He knows you're nakama. And that the rest of us trust you.

Hm.

...Before I ask you that, then, I want to ask you something else. Why has it been awhile? We were at a populated island not long ago and I can't see it being too difficult for you to find a woman if you really wanted to. Unless I'm wrong.

Well, good. That's one obstacle overcome.

...It's not too difficult, I just. I dunno. I guess I wasn't trying very hard. Think I've been living vicariously through Usopp and his girlfriend issues or something. I didn't even realize it'd been that long till George-san asked.

One less thing to worry about, huh. That always helps.

...That's sort of what I thought. Do you remember when I told you that you're like the mother of the crew? I was joking, but it's true. You never take any time off for yourself when you think someone needs help.

I think you deserve to have someone help you out for once, though. Would you like me to?

Yeah, well. Someone's gotta set the idiots around here straight. It's all catching up to me, though, fucking hell.

...You know I've never done it with a guy before, right?

Mm. I'm sure it is.

Yes. I told you I'm good at that sort of thing. I don't mind if you don't, though.

I don't mind. Was just checking.

...

Alright, then.

How do you want this to go? I'm up for just about anything, but I understand you may not be. I just want to make sure beforehand.

Go...? Hm. Long as we don't do it on the ship. We're hoping for some decent nightlife at the next island - maybe there?

Beyond that, I don't care. If...that's even the sort of answer you were looking for.

...I wasn't expecting that, but that's fine. Why not on the ship?

The answer I was looking for was something more to the effect of whether you're all right with me fucking you, or if you'd prefer to stick to other things.

Just...because. Where would we even do it?

...Yeah, I thought it might've been that. Um. Whatever... Look, I'm up for anything, but I'm definitely gonna need a shot or two beforehand. This isn't gonna be weird, is it? I mean, with whatever you've got going on for George-san and stuff.

Well, my immediate thought was the shower, convenience-wise, but I can see why you would want to go somewhere more comfortable.

My feelings for George have no impact on how I feel about anyone else, and I have been attracted to you for awhile, so no, I don't think that it's going to be weird. You don't have to worry about anything from me. And unless you specifically want me to fuck you, we don't have to do that.

...The shower. I like the way you think, Lucci.

Mm, if you say so. I don't know what I specifically want - I just want. Badly.

I am a genius, as it happens.

...It's beyond illogical how much that turns me on. But, there you go.

Of course, because knowing the good places to fuck qualifies you for that.

Heh. Can you wait? Or should I just say screw it to being more comfortable.

In some situations, I'd say it does.

I don't want to wait, but I can if you want to.

In this situation, definitely. Because...I don't think I want to wait, either.

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