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I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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I'm not that awkward. ...Are dead sea kings bad?

Yes you do. Does that ridiculous flailing routine ever actually work?

...Yes. They smell.

That is for when I'm admiring a woman! I break out the suave and debonair Mr. Prince~ when I'm aiming for a date or more.

Well, I would be offended if you gave me something rotting, but other than that, it sounds like a good gift to me. You would probably have to kill it, wouldn't you? That's not easy. It's a nice thought.

...Mr. Prince.

...What are you, a caveman? Geez, if I was actually going to give you something like that, I'd at least cook it first!

Yep.

That would be even better. And no, I am not a caveman; I just think that a willingness to kill giant, dangerous animals for people is rather nice.

Care to explain what that means?

Yeah, I guess, but - I dare you to give any girl that sort of present.

...It just...means I'm being suave and debonair! And charming. And awesome. And I might be wearing sunglasses.

I can think of a few who'd appreciate it.

I see. Well, you do look good in sunglasses; I'll give you that.

A few people or a few girls? I know Luffy would think it was god's gift to mankind or some shit.

I really do, don't I?

A few girls, specifically. But I'm sure Luffy would be starry-eyed with joy at the prospect of that much meat.

Yes. But I've yet to see you act remotely charming in the presence of a woman.

Like who?

...Hey! I'm charming ALL THE TIME.

I bet Kalifa would, depending on who did it. Any given Amazon. Several girls I went to school with.

You flail.

...Amazons. I’ll keep that in mind. Assuming Luffy ever takes us back to that place, which, knowing my luck, won’t ever fucking happen.

.......Not constantly!!

A word to the wise: All the ones I've met were lesbians.

Often enough.

...That's not necessarily a bad thing. Just need to introduce them to the concept of MEN and there's my heaven all prepared for me~

Whatever. Shut up.

They don't let the naive ones off the island. If you can get on the island, you might have better luck.

♥

They'd let us on. They'd HAVE to. Luffy's been there!!!

...It's so creepy when you do that.

And you can corrupt a lot of innocent women with your manly prowess and get it chopped off when the empress finds out.

I know. ♥

...The sad thing is I don't doubt that for a second and I'm not sure I'm even willing to try and persuade her otherwise. Can't she turn people into stone or something?

Stop.

Yes. Utilizing the blackness of the human heart, apparently. I'm under the impression that lust is a form of heart blackness.

♥ ♥ ♥

What, so lust is a bad thing now? Please.

Geez. Even I don't use those that much.

I'm positive the whole "turn the sin against the sinner" spiel is just for show. It probably runs on strong emotion or biochemical reaction.

Well, now I'm just doing it to annoy you.

...Uh-huh. Hey, so speaking of lust...

I know. Got you to stop, though.

Hmm?

Oh, whatever shall I do.

Looks like we found the next island.

I'm sure you're distraught.

So we did. And it has, as you mentioned, places to go.

Heartbroken.

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