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I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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Rokushiki is useful that way.

That "Soru" thing? I could keep up with the giraffe guy just fine, and it's not exactly stealthy.

I think you forget that I am a master. And I've only improved since we first met.

I didn't forget. Hmph. I guess you know a lot of tricks, since you've been around so long.

Please. Insulting my age only makes you look petty and extremely...hm. Green.

I've been bitten by a leopard eleven times today so far, I think I'm allowed to be petty to the leopard!

...Rrrrgh. Everyone, always with the hair jokes! As if yours isn't ridiculous!

Edited 2009-11-12 01:35 (UTC)

Coming up on twelve.

Mine? Do you think so?

Dammit, I hate you.

...Heard you coming a second earlier this time, though. Heh.

Well, yeah! All long and curly or whatever.

Good. Keep working on it.

Is there something wrong with curly hair? It's not green, I can tell you that.

Che. Like I have a choice.

You can't trust a guy with curly hair. And it's frou-frou.

Smart boy.

I have never heard that particular expression, I'm afraid. And if you're trying to make me angry, it won't work. I know I look good.

Yeah, people only tell you that because they're afraid of death. Unlike me.

So, people aren't afraid of you, then.

Hmph. I don't care if they are or aren't. To me, that's peripheral. You like spooking people.

How observant.

It's useful to scare people when you're fighting them or they're being stupid, but I don't get the thrill, honestly.

Well, that's just what it is. A thrill. Have you ever hidden behind a door and jumped out at someone and laughed when they screamed? It's just like that.

Ambushing isn't really my style. I guess I get it, though.

...Man, no wonder you used to enjoy your old job so much.

...what's that about curly hair?

...Well, you are a compulsive liar, so I'd say it bears out.

SLANDER!

Uh-huh.

Besides, my hair is AWESOME. You're probably just jealous and spreading nasty rumors to make yourself feel better!

Jealous. Over hair? Right. That's about the least plausible thing you've said all year.

Why WOULDN'T you be? My hair is shiny and curly and soft and AMAZING. And yours is all...dry and choppy and...green. I mean. It's not HORRIBLE, but there's really no comparison.