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[serving_love]

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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Tempted to, but I think I'd kill the damn thing and that might piss some people off.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

You could always test out that alka seltzer theory.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Someone else can test that out for me, soon as I find out which bird it was.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

It's probably the one that looks pretty satisfied with itself.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The stupid things are hiding, I think.

...I'm sorry, have we been introduced yet? I've been a bit absent lately!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

I think you're just imagining that.

Thirteenth squad, Kuchiki Rukia.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I guess I'm not actually looking too hard for them, truthfully.

Rukia-san~ It's a pleasure to meet you!! Please forgive me rudeness, I should've asked that right away! My name is Sanji.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

I just sharpened this knife if you need it.

Nice to meet you, Sanji.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You are treading on thin ice, little girl.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Don't call me a little girl.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Don't threaten my bird.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

I wasn't threatening your bird. I was telling Sanji that I just sharpened my knife.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's so thoughtful of you, Rukia-san! I'm a cook, though - I've got an entire set of freshly sharpened knives that I just might have to put to use~ But thank you for the offer!!

And it's VERY nice to meet you as well!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Don't give him ideas!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Because Striker and Sniper are me and Luffy's pigeons! ...I'm pretty sure it wasn't them anyway.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

If you're going to own pigeons, then make sure they don't go around pooping on people.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It wasn't them! It was Hattori!!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Hattori? You don't say...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Lucci's pigeon!



...he thinks he's people.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

He looks delicious.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I thought you LIKED cute little animals.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Birds aren't cute little animals.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I don't see what the problem is with letting him maintain the illusion.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No problem.

Oh yeah, and... Uh. Sure I've heard it, but what does that have to do with anything?

[[ooc: just thought I'd move that convo here so Dani doesn't have to keep getting notifs on her post]]