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Oh. Based on sirens? Whichever. Point was a reference to I sing, you crash.

.... The first is kind of funny, the latter is disturbing to no end. I DO assume you mean the prior but I honestly can't tell at this juncture and that's... scaring me to death.

I know what it was a reference to. Are you aware that sirens are mythological?

Keep wondering, il mio topolina.

Mn. You should meet some. They're mean.

I hate you. <3

Slightly less mythological than your claims of superiority, however.

Ti amo, tesorina.

Given that I've met mermaids, I'd be more surprised if sirens weren't real. And I'm clearly winning.

... Stop that. повелительниц-убийца

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They are not real here. And you are obviously not.

Babelfish informs me that I'm a lady-killer now. Interesting.

Hm. Really? Are you sure? And yes I am.

Обжуливая одно.

Unless someone knows something I don't.

I prefer to think of it as using all the tools at my disposal to solve a problem.

I don't know. I've been here what, a half a year? Everyone else keeps saying, "It's the Grand Line, anything can happen." Whatever that means. I just wouldn't be so quick to say something doesn't exist anymore. I've seen enough to know that's a statement that's likely to get me proven wrong.

Don't take Lady-killer as such a compliment. It's not. Asshole.

Mm. Point.

Oh, it isn't?

If I ever meet a siren I'll be sure to ask how to lure you to your doom but I think I'm doing a decent job if not the best yet.

No. It's not. Just ask Toboe. Or Lupin. Well Lupin is fucking delusional but you'll understand my point very quickly.

You keep that up.

Toboe, really? It served me well in the halcyon days of my youth, I can tell you that much.

I'll pick up the pace once I'm sure you can handle it without cracking. <3

Yes Toboe. It's a wolf thing. He gets it. Loyalty and stuff. What's up with the Kalifa icon?

Also... are we suddenly going with a Greek theme here? Μιλώ αυτό επίσης.

I'm shaking in my metaphorical boots.

What do you mean, what's up with it?

'Halcyon' is a loan word from Greek, yes.

Tell you what, stop holding back your metaphorical punches and I'll do likewise.

Ah... nothing... I'm probably overthinking it, it's just the placement in the conversation is making me... ah... nervous. I guess.

I'm aware. It even has the dual-effect of also referencing birds, like sirens. Next you'll be calling me a harpy. <3

Hmm. Agreed.

How so?

That's a trifle uncreative, don't you think?

Awesome. Same rules apply though. I won't actually seduce you and you don't kill me.

... I don't know. Hn. Kaku once said I'd get along really well with her. ~~At the time I might have thought he was trying to set me up.~~ So... I guess I'm just wondering why you used it there?

Yes. Better than a medusa though. I wish I could say you remind me of something but really, you don't.

Fair enough, though it still amuses me that you think you could.

No reason.

That is because I'm an original.

Uh-huh. I just live to entertain you.

If you say do.

Of course. But I mostly just need a really good analogy for you. Besides all the obvious ones.

As well you should.

That easily? All right.

Obvious ones?

Mm-hm. As long as I continue to get something out of the bargain.

I was thinking it was a subconcious thing you didn't realize doing and thus couldn't fathom on a base level why you'd done it either. Now you've ironically convinced me otherwise and I'm ferociously curious again. Was she the last girl you played these kinds of games with?

Leopards, mafia, girls, trannies, and um ... okay admittedly I don't really understand the viking one. Maybe if you wore armor instead of suits. But... it's like I said with the other shirt. I have trouble really picturing you out of the suits.

What exactly are you getting out of it, I wonder?

Every one of my actions is intentional. Kalifa plays games with most everyone, in one way or another. She also tends to deeply disapprove of "lady-killing", as it were.

I'm a bit shaky on the connections to girls, the mafia, and transsexuals, but I can tell you that I was present for the viking decision and I don't quite understand it myself.

If you don't know, I'm keeping it secret. But I'm sure you'll have fun guessing.

Good to know. And also good to know. Playboys make me nervous. It's not that they're insincere, it's that they are both. They're well... Lupin. Suave, occasionally sophisticated, good at romance and in the end it amounts to nothing but toying with emotions and nothing earned for it. It's irritating.

Girly? I've been calling you girly for awhile now. It's become a theme. The mafia thing shouldn't really surprise you that much should it? You're something of the leader of CP9, no? And you've met Reborn. Most mafia are big on well-tailored suits, it's a type of disguise basically. They also have a tendency to commit mass murder. This would probably work better if you knew more than just the Vongola and Varia for mafia families. The French mafia can be especially cruel.

Yeah I saw with the vikings. I'm not sure how beards, killing addiction, and a hat make you a viking but I kind of like it. That at least strikes me as fairly masculine. Even if your beard is still weak.

I think I'll go back to not caring, if it's all the same to you.

It only amounts to 'nothing' if you were looking for something that was never promised.

Ah. I was never a fan of what approximates the mafia in this world, but Reborn and a few of his people are quite interesting.

I think beards, a killing addiction, and a hat are the defining characteristics of a viking, albeit typically in different permutations than mine. What do you have against my beard, exactly?

Keeps it secret either way so I don't care.

There are no promises. Just words. Words without meaning and thus are worthless.

I haven't seen much by way of mafia here. While in special ops they usually assigned me to taking down various organizations of the like, is it safe to assume you also did?

I don't like it. I mean your choice whatever but it doesn't look good. It sets up a special frame for your face that isn't flattering. I'm rather picky about facial hair. And I know you said it just grows that way but it looks silly. So I can only assume you keep it so that you look older or less girly, or both. And that seems like a weakness to me. A chink in the confident charismatic armor you wear. It's not too bad to the touch but I don't know I prefer a beard or goatee I can really sink my fingers into. Personal preference. It's just hn. Your smirk/smile/evil grin is your best feature as far as attractive looks go in my opinion and your beard sort of detracts from it. It doesn't go well.