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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You'd better not be planning to "take action" on my clothes, then.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's a minor possibility. I wouldn't discount it entirely.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

DON'T.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Calm down. You can keep your hideous and inexplicably important overalls.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

For the last time, they're not HIDEOUS!!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Were they a gift from your mother? I'm genuinely confused.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Confused?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

About why you like them so much.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I just like them, jeez. Why do you like your HAT?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It looks good on me.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Just go with that then, if you need a reason.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

But they don't look good on you.

See, that shirt in your icon - that looks good on you. The trucker hat detracts from it, but the principle is there. I just don't understand it.

[doubleppk]

Seriously. My desire to call you gay grows on a regular basis.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Fujiko, having an appreciation for fashion does not make a person homosexual. Exclusively having sex with people of the same gender because that is their personal taste is what makes a person homosexual. I'm getting a little tired of this conflation of my sexual preferences and my sense of aesthetics. Are you quite through?

[doubleppk]

I haven't even gotten started.

Every time you attack someone's fashion sense I'm going to likewise pounce you and call you gay until eventually you won't even think of fashion without having the same visceral reaction to being called gay for it at the same time. So that eventually fashion will = "I'm not gay for understanding fashion! I'm gay for having a husband who, by the way, isn't even that good at fashion!" You know instigating mild mental break-downs and all that.

I'll be fun! <3

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Are you aware of the fact that I don't actually care whether you think I'm gay? The part that annoys me is that you seem to actually believe in such a ridiculous misconception, and how am I meant to have any fun with you at all if you're that gullible?

[doubleppk]

And this Lucci is why I'll win. You can't tell the masks apart at all~ <3

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Because I haven't tried yet.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

YOU think they don't.

...besides, what's wrong with the hat? Kaku wears hats ALL the time!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Does anyone think they do?

That doesn't mean I like them. He wears them less now.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't they?

Still often enough.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Haven't we been through this?

I told you I don't like it.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess. ...let's just talk about something else instead.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Fine. Like what?