serving_love | (no subject)

....

Fuck.

NOW I read that.

Naturally.

You could try giving rides for money, if nothing else.

... Damn. I should. I could get rich!

Too bad I switched again. I could only give rides to girls now. Or kids.

Or once you switch back to human, I suppose.

Now now Lucci, play nice. Just because I could get more tips and customers than you doesn't mean I'd sell out my body as quickly as you~

I have higher standards for customers. Don't be hurt just because you don't make the cut. <3

No, tesorina, you misunderstand. I thought you could give them for free.

Where would be the fun in that?

... Stop calling me... Tch. Never mind.

Ti voglio bene, tesoruccio.

I have no idea what you just said.

~~Fuck you make me nervous.~~

Liar.

You're right, you don't make me nervous at all.

I still have no idea what you said. What language is it?

Italian. It's my favorite. French is more romantic, Spanish flows better, English is more specific...but there's just a certain something to it.

Hn.

I don't speak Italian. French is ... creepy. German is awesome. Japanese is good, English is versatile, Spanish is convenient, Swahili just so I can get around, some Chinese, Russian... No Italian though.

... Mind telling me what you said?

I think I'll let you wonder, il mio topolino.

I hate you.

~~Did you just call me a mouse? Swear to Eneru Spots I'll shoot you one of these days with more than tranquilizer darts.~~

"My little mouse", yes.

Tch. I'm not yours.

Never will be.

You'll come around.

You're welcome to keep trying. It'll just make it more humiliating for you every time I lure you a little closer to deny you in the end. Like a sailor to sirine.

Sirens. And you're not quite that fascinating, tesaruccio.

Blue mermaids that lure Greek soldiers to their death?

... At least tell me what that one means please. It's driving me crazy.

Sirens. Yes. 'Sirine' is a class of Dungeons and Dragons monster.

It's a particularly saccharine endearment; something to the effect of "my cute little treasure". It's either sarcastically demeaning or highest praise, depending on context.

Oh. Based on sirens? Whichever. Point was a reference to I sing, you crash.

.... The first is kind of funny, the latter is disturbing to no end. I DO assume you mean the prior but I honestly can't tell at this juncture and that's... scaring me to death.

I know what it was a reference to. Are you aware that sirens are mythological?

Keep wondering, il mio topolina.

Mn. You should meet some. They're mean.

I hate you. <3