serving_love | (no subject)

I haven't even gotten started.

Every time you attack someone's fashion sense I'm going to likewise pounce you and call you gay until eventually you won't even think of fashion without having the same visceral reaction to being called gay for it at the same time. So that eventually fashion will = "I'm not gay for understanding fashion! I'm gay for having a husband who, by the way, isn't even that good at fashion!" You know instigating mild mental break-downs and all that.

I'll be fun! <3

Are you aware of the fact that I don't actually care whether you think I'm gay? The part that annoys me is that you seem to actually believe in such a ridiculous misconception, and how am I meant to have any fun with you at all if you're that gullible?

And this Lucci is why I'll win. You can't tell the masks apart at all~ <3

Because I haven't tried yet.

I repeat. And that is why I'll win.

I have this overwhelming urge to pat you condescendingly on the head.

I wouldn't stop you. <3

Besides, people underestimating me is pretty much how I operate~ <3

I'm hardly underestimating you.

And what message do you think a condescending pat on the head is supposed to send?

The message that I'm still better, even if I'm overestimating you, obviously.

Well obviously you'd be better than me if you were overestimating me. That's just redundant Lucci-kun.

You're either grasping at straws or you've no concept of the evolution of language. Which is it?

Well specifically the words themselves don't become redundant it's contextually that they are. Because if you're better than me enough to be condescending, being better even if you give me credit for not remains well... redundant.

It's fun, you know. You almost make me laugh as much as Jyabura. <3

That doesn't make sense, Fujiko.

Ha. Almost? That won't do. I'll either have to increase my efforts or eliminate the competition.

Or you just can't understand it.

I think it's impossible for you to do either one Lucci darling. <3

Because it doesn't make sense, yes.

Now who's underestimating whom?

It makes sense to me.

I never underestimate anyone. I just think it's impossible for you to make me laugh more. And I'm fairly certain you don't want to bother with killing Jyabura just to try to prove that you can be funnier. In any case. We both know what I'm going to say what would happen if you did that~

You're not exactly a prime measure of coherency.

Do we, now?

Do you not?

I couldn't say.

Excuse me as I need to say this in my most D-voice possible:

I win.

Because if you're jealous of Jyabura for being able to make me laugh more? I honestly don't even see how I COULD win more than that.

...I'm sorry?

Fujiko, I am not in the least jealous. I was being sarcastic.

You do know I'm toying with you right back, don't you? If I'm going to be a mouse than I like to make it clear I don't die easily. I just went the direction that was easiest to work with.

Haha~ And Kaku told me you were good at word games. <3

I'm very good at word games. There is a different between playing with words and being inane.

... It wasn't inane! I took what you said and twisted it to confuse you. Which, by the way, worked. I win.

You are a really sore loser, you know that?