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God damn it. Stop laughing. I'll trample your ass. Get out here and fight pussycat. I'll run you over.

Oh, please. I could still break you in half.

Bring it on Spots.

I need to find my guns.

An elephant with guns.

Don't smirk at me Spots I'll kick your ass.

And why not? I can type and pick locks with this trunk I might be able to fire the Browning. Or one of the PPKs.

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I just want them to be safe.

I think it's safe to say that my day is officially made.

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I swear to god I'll kick you. And giraffe kicks can kill a lion elephants can trample a leopard.

I'm a particularly dangerous leopard.

Didn't we have that discussion last night? Besides just because you can pénétrez moi ONE TIME doesn't mean it'll work while I'm an elephant. So bring it on pussycat. 'Bout time I put you in your place.

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Oh shit. Sanji can read French better than either of us.

Certainly better than you. Why?

I wouldn't want to with you as an elephant, anyway.

Edited 2009-07-02 02:20 (UTC)

Tch. I can read and hear French well just not speak it fantastically.

Good. Then I'm less scared of asking you to find my guns~ If you know what I mean~ <3

You can't ask the little dog to find them for you?

:O You expect me to ask a kid to do a thing like that? Do I look like that kind of person to you?

He's with Tsume and... I told him not to do things like this alone. If he gets hurt again...

Hn. Well aren't you the love them and leave them type? Just because your husband is around~ He doesn't have to know~ Though I'd prefer he did. *sigh* What do I tell Jyabura? I don't even think he... wants me to come find him. And anything I could say... I did...

Don't say anything more, then, I suppose.

Mn. You're the one who... said I should tell him... *sigh*

Why do you want guidance from me? He won't come out of his room. I tried to go and talk some sense into him, and he threw a chair at me. If anyone can figure out what will make him stop acting like a child, it's not me.

Well... yeah... but... hn.

I wanted to surprise him as a wolf. Think I can at least make him laugh that I'm an elephant?

I suppose. I'm sure you're making everyone else laugh.

Hn. I can't tell if knocking over trees in a rampage would help my case or just make it worse. :P

I can tell you it would definitely make it worse in my case.

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Fuck.

NOW I read that.

Naturally.

You could try giving rides for money, if nothing else.

... Damn. I should. I could get rich!

Too bad I switched again. I could only give rides to girls now. Or kids.

Or once you switch back to human, I suppose.