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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

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[doubleppk]

Mn. You're the one who... said I should tell him... *sigh*

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Why do you want guidance from me? He won't come out of his room. I tried to go and talk some sense into him, and he threw a chair at me. If anyone can figure out what will make him stop acting like a child, it's not me.

[doubleppk]

Well... yeah... but... hn.

I wanted to surprise him as a wolf. Think I can at least make him laugh that I'm an elephant?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I suppose. I'm sure you're making everyone else laugh.

[doubleppk]

Hn. I can't tell if knocking over trees in a rampage would help my case or just make it worse. :P

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I can tell you it would definitely make it worse in my case.

[doubleppk]

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Fuck.

NOW I read that.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Naturally.

You could try giving rides for money, if nothing else.

[doubleppk]

... Damn. I should. I could get rich!

Too bad I switched again. I could only give rides to girls now. Or kids.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Or once you switch back to human, I suppose.

[doubleppk]

Now now Lucci, play nice. Just because I could get more tips and customers than you doesn't mean I'd sell out my body as quickly as you~

I have higher standards for customers. Don't be hurt just because you don't make the cut. <3

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No, tesorina, you misunderstand. I thought you could give them for free.

[doubleppk]

Where would be the fun in that?

... Stop calling me... Tch. Never mind.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Ti voglio bene, tesoruccio.

[doubleppk]

I have no idea what you just said.

Fuck you make me nervous.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Liar.

[doubleppk]

You're right, you don't make me nervous at all.

I still have no idea what you said. What language is it?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Italian. It's my favorite. French is more romantic, Spanish flows better, English is more specific...but there's just a certain something to it.

[doubleppk]

Hn.

I don't speak Italian. French is ... creepy. German is awesome. Japanese is good, English is versatile, Spanish is convenient, Swahili just so I can get around, some Chinese, Russian... No Italian though.

... Mind telling me what you said?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I think I'll let you wonder, il mio topolino.

[doubleppk]

I hate you.

Did you just call me a mouse? Swear to Eneru Spots I'll shoot you one of these days with more than tranquilizer darts.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

"My little mouse", yes.

[doubleppk]

Tch. I'm not yours.

Never will be.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You'll come around.

[doubleppk]

You're welcome to keep trying. It'll just make it more humiliating for you every time I lure you a little closer to deny you in the end. Like a sailor to sirine.