serving_love | (no subject)

That doesn't make sense, Fujiko.

Ha. Almost? That won't do. I'll either have to increase my efforts or eliminate the competition.

Or you just can't understand it.

I think it's impossible for you to do either one Lucci darling. <3

Because it doesn't make sense, yes.

Now who's underestimating whom?

It makes sense to me.

I never underestimate anyone. I just think it's impossible for you to make me laugh more. And I'm fairly certain you don't want to bother with killing Jyabura just to try to prove that you can be funnier. In any case. We both know what I'm going to say what would happen if you did that~

You're not exactly a prime measure of coherency.

Do we, now?

Do you not?

I couldn't say.

Excuse me as I need to say this in my most D-voice possible:

I win.

Because if you're jealous of Jyabura for being able to make me laugh more? I honestly don't even see how I COULD win more than that.

...I'm sorry?

Fujiko, I am not in the least jealous. I was being sarcastic.

You do know I'm toying with you right back, don't you? If I'm going to be a mouse than I like to make it clear I don't die easily. I just went the direction that was easiest to work with.

Haha~ And Kaku told me you were good at word games. <3

I'm very good at word games. There is a different between playing with words and being inane.

... It wasn't inane! I took what you said and twisted it to confuse you. Which, by the way, worked. I win.

You are a really sore loser, you know that?

The only thing that confuses me is the fact that you think you're winning.

Or, I'm so good at my masks that even when I think I'm losing, I'm pretending to think I'm winning to confuse you and throw you off guard and make you suspect that I have something else up my sleeve so I can actually pull it out of the other one while you're looking.

Just a possibility~ <3

I think you're actually just being ridiculous.

Hah. You have no idea what I'm thinking. What can I say? I'm enjoying that to very full circles. You had me unnerved before since you seem to understand me too well.

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I'm sorry, I can't take your seriously right now.

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God damn it. Stop laughing. I'll trample your ass. Get out here and fight pussycat. I'll run you over.

Oh, please. I could still break you in half.

Bring it on Spots.

I need to find my guns.

An elephant with guns.

Don't smirk at me Spots I'll kick your ass.

And why not? I can type and pick locks with this trunk I might be able to fire the Browning. Or one of the PPKs.

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I just want them to be safe.

I think it's safe to say that my day is officially made.

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I swear to god I'll kick you. And giraffe kicks can kill a lion elephants can trample a leopard.

I'm a particularly dangerous leopard.