serving_love | (no subject)

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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

Does anyone think they do?

That doesn't mean I like them. He wears them less now.

Why wouldn't they?

Still often enough.

Haven't we been through this?

I told you I don't like it.

Yeah, I guess. ...let's just talk about something else instead.

Fine. Like what?

I don't care. Just something that ISN'T you talking about how much you hate everything I wear.

I don't hate everything you wear.

Have you practiced any today?

Close enough.

Um. A little. I was kinda busy.

Oh? What with?

...I don't even remember anymore.

Right. Well, I'll let you off because you're occupying someone else's body, but just this once.

That's a joke. Right?

Yes.

Awesome! I think I'm getting a hang of your sense of humor.

Congratulations.

Hey, it's hard to tell when you mean something to be a joke a lot of the time.

Perhaps I'm training you in sarcasm detection on the side and you just haven't realized it.