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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

It's probably the one that looks pretty satisfied with itself.

The stupid things are hiding, I think.

...I'm sorry, have we been introduced yet? I've been a bit absent lately!

I think you're just imagining that.

Thirteenth squad, Kuchiki Rukia.

...I guess I'm not actually looking too hard for them, truthfully.

Rukia-san~ It's a pleasure to meet you!! Please forgive me rudeness, I should've asked that right away! My name is Sanji.

I just sharpened this knife if you need it.

Nice to meet you, Sanji.

You are treading on thin ice, little girl.

Don't call me a little girl.

Don't threaten my bird.

I wasn't threatening your bird. I was telling Sanji that I just sharpened my knife.

So that he could borrow it and stick it in my bird.

Doesn't it all boil down to Sanji sticking it in your bird?

People like you make me me regret that I stopped killing.

People like me? Excuse me for providing means to an end.

No.

Well, since it seems like this pigeon is some sort of pet, I won't give Sanji any help. You're lucky you got off today, Mister.

You should keep in mind that I am not above breaking a little girl's arm.

I'm not a little girl. I should kill you for that but again, you are lucky that my ire is set on another.

I'd love to see you try.

After I kill Renji, you are next.

Of course.

Don't take me so lightly!

I'm not taking you lightly. I'm confident in my ability to defeat you.

Don't be so arrogant, boy!

It's not arrogance, little girl.

Ah, that's so thoughtful of you, Rukia-san! I'm a cook, though - I've got an entire set of freshly sharpened knives that I just might have to put to use~ But thank you for the offer!!

And it's VERY nice to meet you as well!

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