serving_love | (no subject)

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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

Sure they are!

Let me rephrase that. Pigeons aren't cute little animals.

Sniper and Striker are! They're really smart, too!

The phrase rats with wings seems to come to mind.

That's just because you don't know them.

I know them plenty! Where do you think I stay on the ship? The crow's nest! What do you think happens every time I have a meal?

...You have pigeons on your ship?

We have all manner of birds and their pointy beaks and beady eyes...

You sure you're not just thinking of seagulls?

I think I'd know the difference between seagulls and pigeons, thank you very much!

...I'm not so sure about that, considering the way your bear and rabbit drawings look.

That's you who can't tell the difference! Not me!

Only because your drawings look more like bugs than rabbits OR bears.

My drawings are great! You just need a new pair of eyes!!

Ha! My drawing skills are legendary!! Maybe if you apologize and ask nicely, I'll give you some pointers.

I find your lack of humility disturbing.

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Riiiight.

Glad we agree!

That wasn't an accord on my part! I was being sarcastic!

Really? It didn't come across that way.