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There is pigeon shit on one of my good coats.

Whose ass do I have to kick?

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It wasn't them! It was Hattori!!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Hattori? You don't say...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Lucci's pigeon!



...he thinks he's people.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

He looks delicious.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I thought you LIKED cute little animals.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Birds aren't cute little animals.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Sure they are!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Let me rephrase that. Pigeons aren't cute little animals.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Sniper and Striker are! They're really smart, too!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

The phrase rats with wings seems to come to mind.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

That's just because you don't know them.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

I know them plenty! Where do you think I stay on the ship? The crow's nest! What do you think happens every time I have a meal?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...You have pigeons on your ship?

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

We have all manner of birds and their pointy beaks and beady eyes...

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I don't see what the problem is with letting him maintain the illusion.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No problem.

Oh yeah, and... Uh. Sure I've heard it, but what does that have to do with anything?

[[ooc: just thought I'd move that convo here so Dani doesn't have to keep getting notifs on her post]]

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It was in reference to the fact that I do not "pout". Rather, I take action.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You'd better not be planning to "take action" on my clothes, then.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's a minor possibility. I wouldn't discount it entirely.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

DON'T.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Calm down. You can keep your hideous and inexplicably important overalls.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

For the last time, they're not HIDEOUS!!!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Were they a gift from your mother? I'm genuinely confused.