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[serving_love]

This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

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[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Do you mean Nami-san, Sanji-san?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, her. She won't stop hitting on me!

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

I see. Perhaps you should lock your bedroom door.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That wench would find a way in even if I did.

...You wear glasses, Tamaki?

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Lock your windows, as well?

On occasion.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

I love it when you call me names...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I DON'T MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY AT ALL!!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Don't mind her, she just wants to rile you up.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Can't you just toss her off the ship for awhile or something?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Nope, but I can toss you onto the extra mattress in the hold a few times

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Don't toss me. I want to make sweet, passionate love to you tonight. So be GENTLE.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I could help you if you don't mind her soul floating for eternity in Satan's river of death.

[illbillyou.livejournal.com]

When did you get horns?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

They are carved from my eternal suffering and contain a slice of Satan's soul.

[illbillyou.livejournal.com]

Not Chestra though, right?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's not sounding like too awful of an idea at the moment!

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I'll need a lock of her hair and I can begin the sacrifice immediately.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That would require going NEAR her.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

What have I told you about condemning people's eternal souls?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

You didn't tell me anything.

You never tell me anything.

No one does.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Now, now, I told you while you were carving your totem to Satan, or whoever it is you are praising.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

...Sanji?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

HAAAAIIII, LUFFY-CHAN??

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Just making sure it was you! Everyone seems different today! Have you been cooking with fruit you don't recognize again?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, Luffy-chan, I haven't made anything unusual lately! Why, would you like me to make something for you? Oh, you haven't had your mid-afternoon snack yet... I have an entire ham in the freezer, how about I cook that up for you? With a brown sugar glaze!