serving_love | (no subject)

This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

That would require going NEAR her.

Yes. But we can't allow her soul to wander free for any longer. HE hungers for it.

Can't he get it himself? I really don't want to touch her.

HOW DARE YOU EXPECT THE ALL-MIGHTY SATAN TO DO ANYTHING ON HIS OWN!! DO YOU KNOW THE GRAVE MISTAKE YOU ARE MAKING?!

I'D BE MAKING AN EVEN BIGGER MISTAKE IF I WENT ANYWHERE NEAR THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN!!

Do you need my anti-people gloves?

...Do they really work?

I don't like contact with another human body. I wear them when I have no other choice.

Shit, hand 'em over, then!

For a price.

You owe me a piece of your soul.

...I'm not THAT desperate.

...can I have some of your soul anyway?

NO!!

Well gee, I wonder why.

BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AND THEY NEVER WILL!!!!!!!