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serving_love) wrote2008-12-27 11:32 pm
serving_love) wrote2008-12-27 11:32 pm
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This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!
WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?
WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?
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Do you mean Nami-san, Sanji-san?
Yeah, her. She won't stop hitting on me!
I love it when you call me names...
Don't mind her, she just wants to rile you up.
I DON'T MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY AT ALL!!
Can't you just toss her off the ship for awhile or something?
Nope, but I can toss you onto the extra mattress in the hold a few times
Edited 2008-12-28 04:46 (UTC)
I could help you if you don't mind her soul floating for eternity in Satan's river of death.
I see. Perhaps you should lock your bedroom door.
That's not sounding like too awful of an idea at the moment!
That wench would find a way in even if I did.
...You wear glasses, Tamaki?
...You wear glasses, Tamaki?
What have I told you about condemning people's eternal souls?
They are carved from my eternal suffering and contain a slice of Satan's soul.
Lock your windows, as well?
On occasion.
On occasion.
I'll need a lock of her hair and I can begin the sacrifice immediately.
Don't toss me. I want to make sweet, passionate love to you tonight. So be GENTLE.
You didn't tell me anything.
You never tell me anything.
No one does.
You never tell me anything.
No one does.
That would require going NEAR her.
She probably has demon powers that allow her to phase through walls. I might need a big, strong bodyguard to keep her away from me...
They look good.
They look good.
Edited 2008-12-28 04:59 (UTC)
Yes. But we can't allow her soul to wander free for any longer. HE hungers for it.
BACK!! BACK FOUL CHILD OF THE CORN!!!
Now, now, I told you while you were carving your totem to Satan, or whoever it is you are praising.
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