serving_love | (no subject)

This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

Not Chestra though, right?

BACK!! BACK FOUL CHILD OF THE CORN!!!

... Corn?

No one understands my pain.

What pain? Did I leave the morning star in your bed?

You were nowhere near my bed. I've been alone my whole life.

If that's what you want to think. I want my morningstar back.

I don't see it. I see only the never-ending tunnel of darkness that represents my life.

That's really all you can see huh?

Until Satan comes to me himself, I am merely a patient pawn, waiting for him to rescue me from this world.

Well while you're sitting around waiting for some demon to come take you away, I'm getting my morning star.

Do not enter my chamber!

I must be alone.

You're blind, you'll never know I was there.

I will sense you.

Let's test your senses out.