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This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

You didn't tell me anything.

You never tell me anything.

No one does.

Now, now, I told you while you were carving your totem to Satan, or whoever it is you are praising.

You mustn't disturb me while I am in my Trance of the Knightly Lucifer. You wouldn't want the process to be incomplete.

Of course not. Nonetheless, I wouldn't want someone asking about retribution for their lack of soul.

Her soul will belong to Satan and be kept in a jar filled with horse blood and rice on my dresser. I will adorn it with feathers and skull stickers.

As lovely as that sounds, I am sure Nami-san would rather have her soul inside of her.

The ceremony has already begun.

You will be responsible for any repercussions, then.

It's okay. Lucifer will rescue me from all responsibility and allow me a seat next to his throne.

I hope Lucifer has a big patience, then.

What do you mean?

Nothing in particular.

Are you saying I'm fat? I know I'm ugly!

;_;

I'm USELESS!!!

Now, now, calm down. You are none of those things.

If somewhat nerve-wracking.

If people liked me, I'd have friends.

I don't deserve them.

You have us, don't you?

No.

You guys hate me.

My only friends are Satan's minions, the fawns. They understand me.

We all like you, Hikaru. I'm sure Kaoru would hate to hear you say that.

Kaoru is dead to me.

I'm sorry to hear that. Should we have a service?

I already have done that. I opened the Book of Evil and read many incantations in his name.

He can't enter a ring of salt so I'm safe from him there.

Stick the doll with needles and the doll's pain shall be her own.

I CAN DO THAT!!!

It will be a very satisfying experience. Especially if you are around to hear her screams.

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