serving_love | (no subject)

This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

I still refuse to allow his burning skin near me.

Perhaps we can switch your rooms, then.

I want my own lair at the basement of the ship. Preferably with no windows and a big padlock on the door.

Anything else?

A stairway to hell.

I don't believe that is humanly possible.

YOU'RE JUST NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

...

;_;

Perhaps you should speak with Led Zeppelin, I hear they know the way.

Fool.

They only have a stairway to heaven.

I'm sure they have contacts.

Only Marilyn Manson knows of my pain.

Are you looking for Sweet Dreams then?

My dreams are frequently involving dancing devils and sugar plums.

That sounds rather homosexual, Hikaru.

WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!?!?!?!?!

Sure I do, just don't redecorate the ship with pink.

I've already purchased black and red curtains for the ship as well as decorative skulls and a crystal ball for the kitchen table.

You are not allowed to redecorate, Hikaru.

I bought this toilet brush.

Will you be using it?

No. I don't even know how to use a toilet brush.

I will wear this:

And Haruhi will wear this:

And we will have a dark wedding.