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[serving_love]

This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

Comments

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Nothing in particular.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Are you saying I'm fat? I know I'm ugly!

;_;

I'm USELESS!!!

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Now, now, calm down. You are none of those things.

If somewhat nerve-wracking.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

If people liked me, I'd have friends.

I don't deserve them.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

You have us, don't you?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

No.

You guys hate me.

My only friends are Satan's minions, the fawns. They understand me.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

We all like you, Hikaru. I'm sure Kaoru would hate to hear you say that.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Kaoru is dead to me.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that. Should we have a service?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I already have done that. I opened the Book of Evil and read many incantations in his name.

He can't enter a ring of salt so I'm safe from him there.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

I am sure he would never mean you any harm.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I still refuse to allow his burning skin near me.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we can switch your rooms, then.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I want my own lair at the basement of the ship. Preferably with no windows and a big padlock on the door.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Anything else?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

A stairway to hell.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

I don't believe that is humanly possible.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE JUST NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!


...

;_;

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should speak with Led Zeppelin, I hear they know the way.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Fool.

They only have a stairway to heaven.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they have contacts.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Only Marilyn Manson knows of my pain.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Are you looking for Sweet Dreams then?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

My dreams are frequently involving dancing devils and sugar plums.