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Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2008-12-27 11:32 pm

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This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I could help you if you don't mind her soul floating for eternity in Satan's river of death.

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
They are carved from my eternal suffering and contain a slice of Satan's soul.

[identity profile] illbillyou.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Not Chestra though, right?

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
BACK!! BACK FOUL CHILD OF THE CORN!!!

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
No one understands my pain.

[identity profile] illbillyou.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
What pain? Did I leave the morning star in your bed?

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
You were nowhere near my bed. I've been alone my whole life.

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[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's not sounding like too awful of an idea at the moment!

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'll need a lock of her hair and I can begin the sacrifice immediately.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
That would require going NEAR her.

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. But we can't allow her soul to wander free for any longer. HE hungers for it.

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Can't he get it himself? I really don't want to touch her.

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
HOW DARE YOU EXPECT THE ALL-MIGHTY SATAN TO DO ANYTHING ON HIS OWN!! DO YOU KNOW THE GRAVE MISTAKE YOU ARE MAKING?!

[identity profile] serving-love.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'D BE MAKING AN EVEN BIGGER MISTAKE IF I WENT ANYWHERE NEAR THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN!!

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need my anti-people gloves?

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
What have I told you about condemning people's eternal souls?

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't tell me anything.

You never tell me anything.

No one does.

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now, I told you while you were carving your totem to Satan, or whoever it is you are praising.

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
You mustn't disturb me while I am in my Trance of the Knightly Lucifer. You wouldn't want the process to be incomplete.

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. Nonetheless, I wouldn't want someone asking about retribution for their lack of soul.

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Her soul will belong to Satan and be kept in a jar filled with horse blood and rice on my dresser. I will adorn it with feathers and skull stickers.

[identity profile] pirate-beau.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
As lovely as that sounds, I am sure Nami-san would rather have her soul inside of her.

[identity profile] captainhikaru.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Image

The ceremony has already begun.

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