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[serving_love]

This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

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[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I could help you if you don't mind her soul floating for eternity in Satan's river of death.

[illbillyou.livejournal.com]

When did you get horns?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

They are carved from my eternal suffering and contain a slice of Satan's soul.

[illbillyou.livejournal.com]

Not Chestra though, right?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

BACK!! BACK FOUL CHILD OF THE CORN!!!

[illbillyou.livejournal.com]

... Corn?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

No one understands my pain.

[illbillyou.livejournal.com]

What pain? Did I leave the morning star in your bed?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

You were nowhere near my bed. I've been alone my whole life.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's not sounding like too awful of an idea at the moment!

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I'll need a lock of her hair and I can begin the sacrifice immediately.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That would require going NEAR her.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Yes. But we can't allow her soul to wander free for any longer. HE hungers for it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Can't he get it himself? I really don't want to touch her.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE YOU EXPECT THE ALL-MIGHTY SATAN TO DO ANYTHING ON HIS OWN!! DO YOU KNOW THE GRAVE MISTAKE YOU ARE MAKING?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'D BE MAKING AN EVEN BIGGER MISTAKE IF I WENT ANYWHERE NEAR THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN!!

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Do you need my anti-people gloves?

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

What have I told you about condemning people's eternal souls?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

You didn't tell me anything.

You never tell me anything.

No one does.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Now, now, I told you while you were carving your totem to Satan, or whoever it is you are praising.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

You mustn't disturb me while I am in my Trance of the Knightly Lucifer. You wouldn't want the process to be incomplete.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Nonetheless, I wouldn't want someone asking about retribution for their lack of soul.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Her soul will belong to Satan and be kept in a jar filled with horse blood and rice on my dresser. I will adorn it with feathers and skull stickers.

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

As lovely as that sounds, I am sure Nami-san would rather have her soul inside of her.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

The ceremony has already begun.