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[serving_love]

This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Can't you just toss her off the ship for awhile or something?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Nope, but I can toss you onto the extra mattress in the hold a few times

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Don't toss me. I want to make sweet, passionate love to you tonight. So be GENTLE.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

If you insist, Sanji~

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Do you like flowers? I want to give you flowers.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

If you want to get me flowers, I won't stop you. But you know I like other things better.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I just want to express my love for you! Because I do. Love you. Have I told you that yet today, Zoro-chan??

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

You don't remember?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, I do, but I feel like I can never tell you enough. There's just so much about you to love. Your sexy green hair, your smoldering eyes, your hot, muscular body... And you love me back. That's the best reason.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Are you busy?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Not really! I was thinking of baking some sugar cookies for all the guys, but I can always do that later. Why?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Can I come?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course you can! I'd love for you to help me!! I've even got an apron you can borrow. ♥

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...is it green?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I thought it would match your hair!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Are you gonna wear clothes under yours?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course. Anyone could walk in at anytime, you know that, Zoro-chan.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I guess that might anger them...you're right.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't think they'd be angry - just embarrassed! And I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I just...I mean. I could use some help.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Help? What kind of help? Is anything wrong?? What can I do for you??

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'm horny.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. Well.

I think we can take care of that.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I owe you one.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You owe me nothing. I love you and I love MAKING love to you.