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This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

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I'm horny.

Ohhh. Well.

I think we can take care of that.

Thanks. I owe you one.

You owe me nothing. I love you and I love MAKING love to you.

Mm. Yeah. I feel the same way.

That makes me so happy!

You're perfect.

You're more perfect.

I can't argue when all I do with 99% of my life is work out.

I'm not complaining. I love watching you work out. Which I do, by the way. When we were on Merry, I used to be able to look out the window of the galley and watch you all~ day~ long~~ It's harder now since you have the crow's nest, but I get to see your body in action at night, so I'll survive. ;D

Really? I...thought you weren't into me then.

I wasn't. Unfortunately. I used to watch you and think you were an idiot for practicing out in the sun all day shirtless and sweating and probably dehydrating yourself and shirtless, and then I'd bring you a drink and provoke you into sparring with me.

I think it might have all been a cover.

You can always come watch me practice in the crows nest when you aren't too busy in the kitchen.

If I come watch you, I don't think you'll actually get much training done~

You give me a pretty good workout usually. Or you could lift weights with me.

Lift weights with you?

...That's so romantic!!

What the hells romantic about that.

Well...we'd be doing it together! Anything is romantic when shared with your one true love!

theres better things to do together, especially if you want something sweaty

Something like what?

sex. but i'm pissed right now so we're not doin it.

It's not sex, it's love making.

sometimes its sex, sometimes its fucking, sometimes its "love making"

...nngh.

what, its your journal, i can say that