serving_love | (no subject)

This shitty orange-haired hussy won't leave me alone!

WOULD SOMEONE CALL HER OFF ALREADY??!?

What the hells romantic about that.

Well...we'd be doing it together! Anything is romantic when shared with your one true love!

theres better things to do together, especially if you want something sweaty

Something like what?

sex. but i'm pissed right now so we're not doin it.

It's not sex, it's love making.

sometimes its sex, sometimes its fucking, sometimes its "love making"

...nngh.

what, its your journal, i can say that

No. Not that.

...I think I'm going to pretend this entire thread never happened.

...wanna spar to try to cancel it out?

...No.

what're you gonna do then

Lock myself in the pantry and never come out?

thats a lie

...Not come out for a very long time?

till we get to all blue?

Yes. Exactly.

and how're you gonna feed our captain

...

Alright, alright! Geez. I won't hide.

and how're you gonna have sex with me

I would've invited you to share my pantry at SOME point, I'm sure.